"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Everytime I get divorce, I keep the house."
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
"Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed."
- Albert Einstein
"Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he love. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent."
- Anonymous
"It's been a rough day. I got up this morning... put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom."
- Rodney Dangerfield
Wise Quotes
"I have no regrets in my life. I think that everything happens to you for a reason. The hard times that you go through build character, making you a much stronger person."
- Rita Mero
"This is the book I never read... These are the words I never said... This is the path I'll never tread... These are the dreams I'll dream instead"
- Annie Lennox (American Singer)
- Alexander Graham Bell
